LOOK AT THE STATE OF THE NATION TODAY IPL Season 7...!!! Hillarious 22 things that will happen if & when the IPL is Nationalized: Just for fun only, but one never know and this may happen ! ?. 1. The new Commissioner of the IPL, replacing the current one will be an IAS officer, 1989 batch, transferred from the Food Corporation of India. 2. Mayawati will demand, however, that the new Commissioner should be her own candidate, Mr Dalit Modi. 3. The name of Mumbai Indians will immediately be changed to Mumbai Manus. It will, naturally, field only Maharashtrians . All other players will have their legs broken. 4. The Chennai Super Kings team will renamed Dravida Cricket Kazhagam. Subsequently one faction will break away and the team will split into DCK (DMK) and AIADCK, owing allegience to Karunanidhi and Jayalalitha respectively. 5. Each political party will have its own team: BJP Bandits, Congress Cobras, CPI Cadres, Samajwadi Strikers, CPM Challengers, Trinamul Tigers etc. 6. Auction of players will be replaced by teams calling for tenders for players. The lowest priced players will be picked. 7. Honourable ministers will give speeches during breaks in the match. 8. Sonia Gandhi will insist that 30% members of each team should be reserved for the women. 9. Mayawati will demand reservation for the SC/ ST players and also that SC/ST players will need to run for only 18 yards instead of 22 yards between the wickets, they cannot be caught or run out, only bowled and that too twice in an innings. 10. Third Umpire requests will have to be filled in triplicate and duly notarized. 11. All Third Umpire decisions will be referred to a Joint Parlimentary Commission. 12. IPL tickets will henceforth be available at all post offices and BSNL centers from 10 a.m. to 12.00 noon. The facility to purchase tickets on your cell-phone will immediately be withdrawn. 13. Replacing an injured foreign player can be done only through a Tatkal application submitted 48 hours after a Govt doctor examines him. 14. Cheerleaders will be replaced by retired Air- India flight attendants. 15. These new cheerleaders will perform the folk dances of the states they represent during breaks as the back drop for ministerial speeches. 16. IPL matches will be shown only on Doordarshan. They will be telecast the day immediately following the match, from 4 a.m. to 7.30 a.m. and subsequently from 3.30 p.m. to 7p.m, subject to satellite link-up availability. 17. Between each innings break Doordarshan will telecast the news in Hindi, followed by news for the hearing impaired. 18. Agricultural shots can be played only during the phase of the game termed "Krishi Darshan" or "Pawar Play". 19. There will be no matches on weekends or on national/regional holidays. 20. The three stumps will be painted saffron, white and green. 21. Bowlers will have to bowl sarpatti and ghasssarkundi balls to the reserved category players. 22. Pakistan will immediately announce its intention to start its own version of the tournament called PPL and Mr Zardari will make a visit to Washington to meet President Obama and seek an additional grant of $1 billion to fund it. ----------------------------------------------- The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed. -----Friedrich Nietzsche. I like the laughter that opens the lips and the heart, that shows at the same time pearls and the soul. ------Victor Hugo. 2 hours ago
Posted on: Fri, 06 Sep 2013 06:44:05 +0000
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