Ladies and Gentlemen, Boo Season is upon us. Yes, the Thirst is REAL and must be properly addressed. The following BOO APPLICATION should be distributed as early as mid October so as to allow time for a thorough review of all applicants. Heres to hoping your upcoming Season is Fun and that your Boo turns out to be the epitome of all things Phoine. Apr Branch Brandon Forbes El Mac Yvonne Downie McDuffie Winter Boo (taken from the net) During the winter months, life starts to slow down and most find themselves comfortable at home in hibernation mode outside of work and special occasions. Because of this, having a winter boo or snuggle buddy is helpful to get through this season of battling the elements. We are looking for hardworking, dedicated candidates that will make this season fun and exciting, making spring and summer feel like its right around the corner. DUTIES: Be responsible to take out trash, warm up cars, do door drop-offs/pick-ups and carry in ALL grocery bags. Must be available for on most weekends, some weekdays if there is a paid holiday at work. Must be employed to be considered for this position. Being well groomed and presentable is essential as you may be asked to escort to events such as: The Fair, Zoo Boo, Weddings, Thanksgiving family dinner, Christmas work functions, Christmas family dinner, New Years Eve and all things related to Valentines Day. Assignment will likely end immediately after Valentines Day if you are in the Southern region of the United States. Assignment for Northern states will end close to Easter Sunday. This is subject to change depending on The Hawk and Mother Nature. QUALIFICATIONS: Qualified candidates will be gainfully employed*, have a valid drivers license, a reliable vehicle in THEIR name and THEIR own place of residence*. You cannot be currently living with a female who is not your cousin or sister, we are not looking for any mommas boys. Candidates must be chivalrous, courteous and available for movie night, game night, bowling and all other winter boo activities. Cannot be socially inept, must be able to interact with others without causing embarrassment. Must smell good. Ability to cook is preferred. Cannot be cheap-this is why you need to be gainfully employed. * There will be no benefits provided for this position-let me reiterate that you need to be gainfully employed. * There is no relocation package included; you must be a local resident. * For all * qualifications, you will be asked to provide proof. You cannot be married or in a winter boo agreement with another party. That is grounds for automatic disqualification.
Posted on: Tue, 15 Oct 2013 21:29:18 +0000
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