Last weekend I couldnt get my roommate NyQuil because the clerk - TopicsExpress



          

Last weekend I couldnt get my roommate NyQuil because the clerk told me I was too drunk to make such a purchase, like I was some sort of shady kid looking for a DXM trip. Im really hoping that guy is working again tonight, so I can walk in with my red nose and phlegmy voice and say, Am I too drunk NOW? And then Ill cough and spit up mucus all over his nice shirt, and waltz out of the place guzzling as much DXM as possible.
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 01:36:55 +0000

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