Legend has it that this guy was in the market for a used motorcycle. Always wanted a nice big mean chopper. So hes shopping around, answering ads in the newspapers, scouring OLX, and not having much luck. One day he comes across a beautiful classic Harley Davidson with a for sale sign on it. Upon inspection, he is amazed to find the bike in mint condition. He inquires about it with the owner: This bike is beautiful! Ill take it. But you gotta tell me how you keep it in such good shape. Well, says the seller, its pretty simple. Just make sure that if the bike is outside and its going to rain, rub Vaseline on the chrome. It protects it from the rain. In fact, since youre buying the bike, I wont need my tub of Vaseline anymore. Here, you can have it. and he hands the dude a little tub of Vaseline. So the guy buys the bike and off he goes, a happy biker. He takes the bike over to show his girlfriend. Shes over the moon (being a Harley fan and all). That night, he decides to ride the bike over to his girlfriends parents house. Its the first time hes going to meet them and figures it will make a big impression. When the couple gets to the house, the girlfriend grabs her boyfriends arm. Honey, she says, I gotta tell you something about my parents before we go in. When we eat dinner, we dont talk. In fact, the person who says anything during dinner has to do the dishes. No problem, he says. And in they go. The boyfriend is astounded. Right smack in the middle of the living room is a huge stack of dirty dishes. In the family room, another huge stack of dishes. Piled up the stairs, dirty dishes. In fact, everywhere he looks, dirty dishes. And flies everywhere, with water in the sink so dirty its borderline muddy. They sit down to dinner and, sure enough, no one says a word. As dinner progresses, the boyfriend decides to take advantage of the situation. So he leans over and kisses his girlfriend. No one says a word. So he decides to reach over and fondle her breasts. He looks at her parents, but still they keep quiet. So he stands up, grabs his girlfriend, strips her naked, and they make love right on the dinner table. Still, no one says a word. Her Mommas kinda cute, he thinks. So he grabs his girlfriends mom and has his way with her right there on the dinner table. Again, total silence. Then, a few raindrops hit the window and the dude realizes its starting to rain. He figures hed better take care of the motorcycle, so he pulls the Vaseline from his pocket. Suddenly the father stands up and shouts: All right, all right! Ill do the damn dishes. The boyfriend might or might not have been me. All I know is that Ive been called Scooter from that day onwards. Adios!
Posted on: Wed, 15 Oct 2014 11:30:13 +0000
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