Look at this shit my mom posted when she let my sister get a facebook account Facebook Contract FACEBOOK ACCOUNTCONTRACT I, *******************, recognize that : I am **** years old, intelligent, creative and generous. I do not live in a democracy; I live by the strict rules of my parents in general, but mostly, I live under the dictatorship of my tyrant mother; I desire a Facebook account, but my mother wont let me. Unless : I promise to keep my language squeaky clean online. I promise to use proper English and French grammar online. I promise not to play those stupid Farmville, or the likes, games on Facebook. I will not make friends on Facebook with people that I do not know in real life. I give my mother full powers over my facebook account. I will add and keep my mother as a friend on my facebook account. I will not share personal information online (address, phone number, birth date, etc.) I will keep strict privacy settings on Facebook. I will not change those settings without my mothers permission. I understand that : My mother will set up my Facebook account and set all the necessary parameters. Should I change my facebook accounts password or settings without my mothers permission, I will be grounded with NO electronics (thats tv, movies, xbox, computer, wii, ds, remote control cars, flashlight, wrist watch, electric toothbrush, etc, etc, etc,) I will be grounded for 31 days; then I will have to give my mother my new password to avoid further extension of the punishment. This agreement has NO expiry date (ok, maybe when Im 31!). Finally : I would like to acknowledge, for the record, that my mother loves me dearly and wants the best for me; she is the greatest mother in the universe. Signed before a witness, in ______________________, on_____________________ 2014. _______________________ ___________________________ ****************** Witness
Posted on: Mon, 14 Jul 2014 01:26:13 +0000
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