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Man who walk in front of car get tired. Man who walk behind car get exhausted Man who is standing on toilet is high on pot Man with one chopstick goes hungry Those who say they “sleep like a baby” never had one Man who fart in church, sit in own pew Woman who dates gambler gets cheated on Fat people harder to kidnap Elevators smell different to midgets He who goes to sleep with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger Man who fishes in other man’s well often catches crabs He who laughs last, think slowest A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts Never take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night War does not determine who is right. War determines who is left Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient Beauty is only a light switch away - Confucius
Posted on: Wed, 10 Jul 2013 05:28:46 +0000

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