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Manly yard work completed.....all right, all I did was collect seeds from my various flowers for next year, and watered and planted some new flowers I got from Moe Rubino.......took a shower and am about to go to sleep.....it occurred to me......who invented white underwear? Until the last year I wore the same tighty whities I wore since I finished with diapers.....just progressively bigger is all, and it occurs to me what a wonder black underwears are......first of all, all my laundry can essentially be done in one load........jeans, t-shirts, underwears, socks....all in one load......no seperating, no sorting....awsome.... then, say, what if I was to get ....say.....runned over by a herd of wilderbeast.....Ill be able to die in peace knowing my mother wont be ashamed if I happen to shit my pants while in extremis.....no one will noticce. Even on normal days, I slip them underwears off, if there is a problem...I never notice........especially if my glasses are off. SO now my question would be...Why are they STILL making white underwears?
Posted on: Wed, 10 Sep 2014 15:43:38 +0000

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