Merry Christmas from The Hellfire Club to The Hellfire Club Initiative and all members of the Royal Order of the Hellions. Ol St. Nick auditioned for The H.C. in between deliveries last night for the open bassist position. He brought some kickass Herbal Therapy Mistletoe and the Coldest Beer and Jäger we ever tasted. He warmed up with Behind The Wall of Sleep, Flight of the Bumble Bee and Anistesia Pulling Teeth. He then yelled Who got Vodka and Kahlua because I got Milk? right before we ripped into some of the tunes. When we stopped he broke out a bottle of Jack and told us he had to quit hanging out and partying with Motorhead because Lemmy is such a light weight and washed down a fist full of pills with a swig of Mescaline. He knew every song we had in our list and played them dead nuts on. Right before going out the door the jolly fat man said We can take this on the road and have experiences that will rival Hunter S. Thompson. Wait till I lay some of the stuff on ya we give the Reindeer to make them fly. Youll swear that your blood and the music become one and you can dominate the World! As great as Santa Claus is on bass we decided that he is on a whole other level of partying we dont think we can keep up with. So we are still hunting a bassist so we can invade 2015 with new songs and stage madness. Merry Christmas any how and spread the word to help with the search so next year can be the Rise of The H.C.! The Hellfire Club You Tube Page: m.youtube/channel/UCmHG1ye0MmBaRWfflbHhJ3g
Posted on: Thu, 25 Dec 2014 18:05:51 +0000
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