Mexican Jews Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant one day. Sid asks Abe, Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born and raised in Mexico ? Abe replies, I dont know, lets ask our waiter. When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, Are there any Mexican Jews? The waiter says, I dont know senor, I ask the cooks. He returns from the kitchen after a few minutes and says, No senor, the cook say no Mexican Jews. Abe isnt satisfied and asks, Are you absolutely sure? The waiter, realizing he is dealing with Gringos replies, I check once again, senor, and goes back into the kitchen. While the waiter is away, Sid says, I find it hard to believe that there are no Jews in Mexico . Our people are scattered everywhere. The waiter returns and says, Senor, the head cook Manuel, he say there is no Mexican Jews. Are you certain? Abe asks again. I just cant believe there are no Mexican Jews! Senor, I ask EVERYONE, replies the exasperated waiter. All we have is Orange Jews, Grape Jews, Prune Jews, Tomato Jews and Apple Jews, but no Mexican Jews.
Posted on: Sun, 29 Jun 2014 02:20:58 +0000
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