Mmmmmm this just gets better and better...... Loud thumping, crashing and banging upstairs.....followed by Christopher shouting and then Benbob wailing: Woah woah woah!!!!! I call the boys down......I must look like bloody Miss Marple as I investigate another set of shenanigans this morning!!!!! I ask what the scooby doo is occurring???!!?? Well Christopher starts I was just finishing my village (on mine craft) and William said it didnt look great. So I thought he was just trying to be mean and hurt my feelings. Then, Ben runs over to him and starts strangling him. Ben looked really angry. So William punched him in the eye and tried to flip him over his shoulder! Why? Ben, why would you strangle him? I ask, nerves twitching as I start to reach the end of me tether!!! Weeeeelllllll William was dissing my best bro!!!! Well, at some point Benjamin has travelled through some kind of time/space continuum and now sounds like hes a mo fo from da ghetto!!! Thats not on Ben!!!! I reply. You should all look after each other!!!! At this point, William is in floods of tears. Hey, whats wrong William? Weeeeeeelllllll when Ben is hurt, they make sure hes ok, when Im hurt, they dont bother to check Im ok! Like last year when I fell off the bed, they laughed and didnt ask if Im ok, but I hurt my elbow! I know how you feel William I begin when you all need a weeee you are left alone to enjoy that private moment in a solitary space called the toilet. When I try to weeeee, Im ambushed from all sides and asked random questions ranging from whats for dinner to have you seen my pants......also, when youre all watching tv I give you your space and respect the fact you are otherwise engrossed in the riveting programme playing. When I watch tv you all stand in front of the tv believing you are transparent like glass, and then start asking me random questions like what are crayons made of and why dont I have foreskin........also, when daddy or your grandparents call you on the telephone, I understand you are unable to listen to more than one thing at once and hold a decent conversation so I respect that, turn tv or radio volume down and do not talk to you. When I am on the telephone, I am bombarded with random conversations, you have that sudden need to tell me all about your life during the time Im conversing with someone else at the same time as you start turning up the volume on the tv. And then there is the time when I finally sit down after a long day.........almost as soon as my buttock touches the chair, I am asked if I can make a drink or beckoned from the toilet to wipe a bum!!!! Yep, I understand that point William...... Over twenty minutes I had them stood in the kitchen while I waffled on.....not sure theyll be bothering me, or each other, for the rest of the day!!!! Causing anguish and torment to my children is so natural to me.....its seriously how I roll!!!!!đđ
Posted on: Sun, 13 Apr 2014 09:47:47 +0000
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