Mokotedi, Nkamo (the wife of Mokotedi), Nkapole and Tobetsadigaugau are at the dinner table. Nkapole asks Mokotedi, Nkapole:“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” Mokotedi (surprised):, “Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.” Nkapole: “Onions?” Mokotedi:“Yes. You see them and they make you cry.” This infuriated Nkamo. Nkapole then asks his mom, Nkapole:“Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?” Nkamo (smiles): “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his Willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.” Nkapole (Supresed...Got closer to her mom): “A Christmas tree?” Nkamo: “Yes,it is dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.” 1 NOVEMBER COMEDY SHOW
Posted on: Thu, 02 Oct 2014 07:56:17 +0000
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