Morning looks like weve got a beautiful SUNNY day ahead,now theres a tonic and spirit lifter if ever there was one. Word of advice,if you have a face wide like a Prestige Nonstick Frying Pan,and you have a touch screen smartphone,ah beg ya do,use ya earpiece. When on a call,it saves you 1. Cutting your call off. 2. Putting your call on hold. 3.Dialing other numbers whilst already on a call. 4.Creating a conference call with 3 other people who have no idea what the hell youre talking about. 5.Cutting off your voicemail messages(whilst trying to listen to them) before youve even heard them. 6.Taking several screen shots,that you wouldnt even know how to do if you tried,but your cheekbone knows the anonymous buttons it pushed. 7.Switch off the phone completely. 8.Jam the keyboard completely,because ya maaarnin so wide( Colloquialism for face) it has been pushing so many buttons all at once it cant cope. I learned all this just yesterday. I hope this public service message is of use to you. Be safe. Be kind. Do your best. Be blessed.
Posted on: Wed, 14 May 2014 05:49:19 +0000
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