Murphys Laws of Law Enforcement -New uniforms and ties attract catsup and gravy. -You will never get the urge to use the bathroom until you have left the station. -Surprise inspections will only occur after you have been in a foot pursuit through mud. -The mayor will get a traffic ticket the day before your department negotiates for a salary increase. -Never search a dark warehouse with a cop whose nickname is Boom-Boom. -Pens never leak onto old uniform shirts. -Shatterproof flashlights seldom are. -If you park your patrol car in the exact center of the Gobi desert, within 5 minutes someone will pull up and ask for directions. -Glow in the dark sights are just as visible to you as they are to the crook hiding behind you. -Wearing white socks makes boot zippers break. -Coffee jitters will never bother you until firearm qualification day. -Flashlight batteries never die in the daylight hours. -Your mouthiest traffic violator will be related to the sheriff. -If the crooks are within pistol range, so are you. -The speed with which you respond to a fight in progress is inversely proportional to how long you have been an officer. -Old squad cars never die -- they just smell that way.
Posted on: Fri, 01 Nov 2013 13:26:11 +0000