My dear GhanaiansIts church, not Chech. Pastor, not pastar. Doctor, notDactar.My fellow NigeriansIts bath, not baff. Our currency is called Naira, not narrah.My dear Edo peopleIts argument, not ajument.My dear YorubasIts Air, not hair. Eight, not hate. Its Van Persie, not FanPersin.My dear Ibadan peepsIts not sun tissu, its Sean Tizzle! Its not siro but zero!My dear Hausa peopleIts fifty, not pipty. Its people, not fiffle. Its five, not pipe.Glo, not gilo! Seriously it is Tuface weds AnnieMacauley, stop saying Toothpaste weds Animal calling.My Egun peopleIts actually MTN and not NTM!My dear Calabar peepsKindly note its love and not rurf.My Benue peopleIts not Lick Loss, its Rick Ross.My Igbo peopleThere is nothing like thaaasand, it is thousand. It is bed-sheet and not bay sheet. And its thirty, not thartie!Our Lords prayer is actually Our Father, who at in Heaven.Hallowed be your name..., and not Our Father, look ateleven, adaobi thy name..
Posted on: Thu, 16 Oct 2014 13:49:45 +0000