My wife and I have the secret to making a marriage last. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food and companianship She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays. We also sleep in seperate beds. Hers is in Florida and mine is in N.Y. _________________________ I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. __________________________ I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” “Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” I suggested, “How about the kitchen?” __________________________ We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. __________________________ She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker. Then she said “There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down! So I Bought her an electric chair. __________________________ My wife told me the car wasn’t running well, there was water in the carburetor. I asked where the car was, she told me ” In the lake.” __________________________ My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn’t lost weight, but BOY, can she now climb a tree! __________________________ She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off. __________________________ She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, “Am I too late for the garbage?” “No, jump in!”
Posted on: Mon, 15 Jul 2013 09:08:19 +0000
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