NEVER SAY TO PREGNANT WIFE or GIRL: I finished the Oreos. Not to imply anything, but I dont think the kid weighs 40 pounds. Yknow, looking at her, youd never guess that Pamela Lee had a baby! I sure hope your thighs arent gonna stay that flabby forever! Fred at the office passed a stone the size of a pea. Boy, thats gotta hurt. Whoa! For a minute there, I thought I woke up next to Willard Scott! Im jealous! Why cant men experience the joy of childbirth? Are your ankles supposed to look like that? Get your *own* ice cream. Geez, youre awfully puffy looking today. Got milk? Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Tawney? Man! That rose tattoo on your hip is the size of Madagascar! Retaining water? Yeah, like the Hoover Dam retains water... Your stomach sticks out almost as much as your ass! You dont have the guts to pull that trigger...
Posted on: Wed, 23 Oct 2013 14:12:55 +0000
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