Naija,Home Of The Braves!Welcome To Naija.. - Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge. - Where ladies don’t accept flowers for valentine or birthday. - Where lizards look you in the eye, nod and say, “Noting dey happen guy.” - Where a blind beggar will reject a fake naira note. - Where parents claim they were always first position in school. - Where you can be a driver for years without a ‘DRIVER’s LICENCE’. - Where Gala and La casera are the best options when stuck in traffic. - Where you are jailed for stealing maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions. - Where we fight for everything; fight to gain admission to university,fight to get a job and worse still,fight to enter a bus! - Where you are robbed of your phone and the robbers come back for your pin code and charger. - Where your type of generator shows how RICH you are. - Where you can easily blame your family members in the village for your problems. - Where people collect change from beggars. - Where Igbo men produce Toyota Camry jeans and Dr Dre slippers...And You Check Time Before You Take Any Meal Of The Day! -where the fools rules and the wise sit looking cos they cant get there -where the army was once the best in the world now worst in the world -where was once a peaceful haven now choas bcos of kidnappers and ritualist -where police shoot the innocent and the theives are left to molest the masses -where bombing is now the order of the day
Posted on: Tue, 20 May 2014 00:25:17 +0000
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