Ned Flanders: Well, if God didnt make little green apples, its Homer Simpson! How long have you been here? Homer Simpson: Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life. Ned Flanders: Sucking down the cider, huh? Word for the wise, seasons pass. Pays for itself after the sixteenth visit. You know, most people dont know the difference between apple cider and apple juice, but I do! Heres a little trick to help you remember: If its clear an yella, you got juice there fellah; if its tangy and brown youre in cider town! Now, there are two exceptions that... Homers Brain: Oh, you can stay, but Im leaving.(Homers brain floats out of his head) Ned Flanders: ...and of course in Canada, the whole things flip-flopped.(Homer collapses to the ground) Ned Flanders: Oh, my! I better get you some cider! This is why I love Simpsons
Posted on: Thu, 06 Mar 2014 04:43:53 +0000
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