News Slam...News According to Slam Horse Harnessing wind power is now being viewed as a possible alternative to current energy problems. Wind provides “clean” power without damaging the environment. The government has been subsidizing the installment of wind turbines on private properties, in exchange for receiving some of the energy produced, as a solution to the world energy crisis. Last week, a farmer in Des Moines, Iowa was discovered using a government-subsidized wind turbine located on his property to fuel a secret coal mine operation located beneath his barn. More disturbing was the fact--which he admitted to in court on Monday--that he was using the coal from the mine to power the active oil rig hidden in his silo. State investigators also discovered that he was using his water-wheel to power a secret fracking operation. Asked how he planned to get away with ruining the environment in this fashion, he stated that he would have used his solar panels to power the death-ray he was building in his garage. In an unforeseen twist, the Pentagon has purchased his death ray machine for $40 million. This "News Slam" brought to you by Slam Horse
Posted on: Mon, 17 Jun 2013 07:13:21 +0000