Noooooo! Not my sweet baby Ricky! Say it aint so! Im sure its just that mean drunk, Democratic DA lady whos out to get him. Hell walk free with his leonine head held high but not before doing the most bodacious perp-strut since Tyrion Lannister was innocently accused of poisoning King Joffrey. Theres no such thing as coercing a public official in the Lone Star State. Its just that Ricky can come off a bit clumsy when doing the Texas Side-Step. If he has a flaw -- and Im loath to admit to anything of the kind! -- it is perhaps a slight tendency to fallen arches. Sometimes his moves can bewilder the casual observer but in the words of Dolly herself theres nothing dirty going on! I do so wish Molly Ivins was still around so she could vouch for Rickys character in the court of public opinion. Shed have nothing but terms of endearment for him. And perhaps a salty Texas tale or two to share. So Rick Perry, Bob McDonnell and Chris Christie walk into a federal penitentiary..... stop me if youve heard this one before! The charges laid against Ricky by that Grand Jury of Austin trotskyites are needless to say entirely without merit. My sweet babboo would no more abuse his office than hed scandalize the good people of Iowa by nibbling suggestively at a corn-dog during straw poll foreplay.
Posted on: Sat, 16 Aug 2014 03:24:47 +0000
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