OMG it has come to THIS *lol* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :) Right, before anyone starts :) NO I am not vain, in fact those who know me well would be first to confirm that I am in fact the exact opposite. BUT this morning I discovered something which well, quite frankly horrified me aaaaaaaargh! *lol* I was having a shave, prior to having my shower, and as I looked in the mirror I could see the reflection of my back in the mirror behind me … a bit like when the hairdresser places a mirror behind you to allow you to see your new haircut from behind. That was fine, although there is a full length mirror in my own bedroom I don’t get the view of my back (as it were) So, what horrified me … well, as most of you know, I have lost quite a bit of weight recently. I looked at my reflection and could see a bit of loose flesh on my upper arms, or “bingo wings” as it is often called :) that was ok, I can see a bit of loose flesh on my thighs :) “bingo legs” I presume, that was fine, doesn’t bother me … but as I was about to go and have my shower, I caught a glimpse of my rear end arrrrrr “BINGO BUM” WTF!!!! I’ve got a tired saggy old arse *sobs* what happened to my “pert touché” lol :S :P ;) :D
Posted on: Sun, 21 Dec 2014 19:39:50 +0000
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