OOOO YOU WILL LOVE THIS ONE A husband walks into Victoria s Secret to purchase a sheer negligee for his wife. He is shown several possibilities that range from $250 to $500 in price -- the more sheer, the higher the price. Naturally, he opts for the most sheer item, pays the $500, and takes it home. He presents it to his wife and asks her to go upstairs, put it on, and model it for him. Upstairs the wife thinks (shes no dummy), I have an idea. Its so sheer that it might as well benothing. I wont put it on, but Ill do the modeling naked, return it tomorrow, and keep the $500 refund for myself. She appears naked on the balcony and strikes apose. The husband says, Good Grief! Youd think for $500, theyd at least iron it! He never heard the shot. Funeral on Thursday at Noon. Closedcoffin.
Posted on: Thu, 06 Nov 2014 02:00:33 +0000
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