OPERATION Steve had suffered from blinding headaches for many years, since his late teens. He decided to try one last time to remedy his situation, and went to see a headache specialist. The doctor said, Good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press up against the base of your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles. Steve was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He couldnt concentrate enough to answer, but decided he had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life. He saw a mens clothing store and thought, Thats why I need a new suit. Steve entered the shop and told the salesman, Id like a new suit. The elderly tailor eyed him briefly and said, lets see...size 44 long. Steve laughed, Thats right, how did you know? Been in the business years! Steve tried on the suit. It fit perfectly. As Steve admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, How about a new shirt? Steve thought for a minute and then said, Sure! The salesman eyed Steve and said, lets see 34 sleeve and 16 and a half neck. Steve was surprised. Thats right, how did you know? Been in the business 60 years! Steve tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly. As Steve adjusted the collar in the mirror, the salesman asked, How about new shoes? Steve was on a roll and said, Sure. The salesman eyes Steves feet and said, lets see. 9-1/2 E. Steve was astonished, Thats right, how did you know? Been in the business 60 years The shoes fit perfectly. The salesman asked, How about some new underwear? Steve though for a second and said, Sure. The salesman stepped back, eyed Steves waist and said, lets see...size 36. Steve laughed, Ah ha! I got you! Ive worn size 32 since I was 18 years old. The salesman shook his head, You cant wear a size 32. A 32 underwear would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.
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