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Officer clocks a man going 100 in a 35 and pulls him over asks him why he is going so fast the man replies "i have to go to work if im late my wife will kill me" officer asks what he does for work "well sir im a rectum stretcher" officer asks him to explain "well first i start with one finger then two then a fist then the other and stretch it 6 feet" "what in gods name would you do with a 6 foot ass hole?" "stick him at the end of the bridge with a radar gun"

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