Oh how wonderful that I awake to discover I have been invited, by the inspiring Creator Gus Taylor, to the realms of another page designed to share our knowledge and impart wisdom on important topics within our world – how delighted I am to be amongst such learned peoples and I hope that I can contribute, in even a small way, to this amazing page which will, inevitably, exist long after we have gone as a testament to the younger generations of what we stood for. Facebook should applaud us for using their resources to such a level. Now how do *I* eat chocolate Royals? The first step is the most important – you must purchase the real deal – none of these cheaper wannabe ripoffs; it has GOT to be milk chocolate ( you know the ones with the pink marshmellow within??) None of this crappy dark chocolate/white marshmellow combos. When in the privacy of your own home with no one else around ( particularly teenagers as they can ruin any moment) take the first Chocolate Royal and crack it on your forehead, pick the little pieces of broken chocolate off the top and slowly devour them ( you can also devour the pieces that are left in your fringe……this should not be an issue for you Gus) Then! Pick off the marshmellow with your tongue…just one smooth movement then rolled it around your mouth for 45 seconds and saviour it just as you would an oyster. Then swallow whole; I know I know I can hear the gasps but you CAN do it. You are now left with the biscuit base with that aesthetically pleasing blob of raspberry jam creation; nibble at the biscuit base and enjoy. Repeat with another Chocolate Royal ..and another…until the pack is gone then hide the wrapping in the bottom of the bin ( under the soiled kitty litter) so no-one is privy to your secret addiction
Posted on: Tue, 01 Apr 2014 00:18:15 +0000
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