Ok, here is your opportunity to tell me how big of a dick I am. I went to the bank drive through to deposit a check. There are three drive though lanes, each with two cars in them. There is one car that pulled in before and he is pulling up to the drive through lanes and stops way short. At this point, Im not sure if he is doing some paperwork in his car or waiting to see which lane moves first. Cars start to pile up behind me and this guy is not moving. One car pulls out and the car behind him moves up to make their transaction. The guy in front of me still doesnt move. At this point, Im getting irritated that he doesnt pick a lane and is holding up the line of cars. Another car moves out and a second car moves up to two people are making their transaction and this guy STILL is not moving. I say screw this guy and I go around him and pull into a lane. I found out at this point he was from New York. I could tell by the accent and the cuss words he threw at me. I cant believe you did that you fawkin acehole blah blah blah. I yell back,dude, you need to pick a lane and not hold up the line. I guess he said the magic words after that because I had enough. I lean out the window and say, you wanna come get ya some? Bring it on dickweasel! He pulls into his lane and quietly makes his transaction. When he was done, he looked back, flipped me off and said some shit as he drove away. Ok. On a scale of one to ten, how big of a douchenozzle was I?
Posted on: Sat, 02 Aug 2014 21:35:59 +0000
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