Ok seriously, you all need to turn down. There are no government conspiracies. 1. There were WMDS in Iraq, lots of em. We took lots of pictures of them and proved it. We also removed them for the safety of the Kurds, and divided up the wealth found in Saddams palaces amongst the Iraqi people. 2. We arent guarding poppy fields in Afganistan. Those are rare arabian ficcus trees and they are going extinct. They are the last line of defense against global warming. If they go, we go. 3. Terrorism exists, but we beat It. Now, there are domestic terrorists here in America who want to kill you and your family because you voted for me. 4. Guantanamo bay is actually closed. The only people there are not Incarcerated, they chose to attend terrorist reeducation training for life skills and social prowess. 5. We are NOT spying on every Americans cell phone, facebook, email and twitter. We are protecting them using their cell phone, facebook, email and twitter. 6. I have a valid birth certificate. It is currently in my wallsafe and I forgot the combination. I am having a locksmith come tuesday, I will present it wednesday. 7. Christopher Stevens did not request additional security, he decided to go down with the ship. 8. I really did kill Bin Laden, and dumped his body at sea in order not to offend anyone. 9. Monsanto is healthy. The people who made agent orange and roundup are NOT wearing hazmat suits and spraying food with chemicals. 10. Lastly, this photo of me is really my stunt double. Not me. You ignant conspiracy theorists...Nyeah-huh
Posted on: Sat, 07 Jun 2014 20:43:03 +0000
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