Okay, Im back! Woah. Somebody please remind me to clean out my Auto-Drip 6000 Automatic Morning Nectar Brewing Machine beefore I leave for an extended period of time, IF I ever do again. Geeeeze. Talk about an awful acorn cap full of morning nectar. Its gonna take me all day to get this taste out of my mouthparts. Anyway. Its great to bee back home in my boot box! I dont know where to beegin telling you about the horrible Cold Season Ive had at the Our Lady of Perpetual Pollination Off-Season Insomnia Treatment Clinic and Centre for Cold Season Survival. As you might remember, I reserved a (so-called) luxury suite there in hope of getting some sleep until the Warm Season rolled around again. Big mistake. The place was a nightmare. (This is a long story, so I only have time to START telling you about it today. Bee patient.) So, last January I packed up all my necessaries and was all excited about enjoying a nice, relaxing Cold Season in luxurious surroundings. When I arrived at the facility, they all SEEMED nice enough, even if there were a whole bunch of NO BUZZING signs all over the place. They showed me to my Luxury Suite, which just happened to bee right next door to their Rehab Facility (more about THAT later.) OH, SURE, it was a luxury suite - except that it was exactly the same as everybody elses cells. The only difference was that it had a chair in it. It wasnt even a very nice chair, at that. I was shown to my room by a Nurse Bee named Nurse Louise. It was only later that another new friend I met there, Boo, who told me, Dont mess with Nurse Louise. It wont end well. I wish hed said that when I checked in, beecause on the very first night there (he couldnt, though, beecause he was in a coma). Anyway, she showed me to my suite, said, Welcome. No buzzing. No honey in your cell. No TV. No reading. Ill check in on you later. Go to sleep. Then she slammed the door and went back to watching her stories on the TV they had in the front office. (Not fair, I say.) Things only got worse from there ... Wait. What is that humming noise? Oh geeeze! Somebody plugged my Bubble Drive back in while I was away. This is not good. Sorry, but I hafta finish my story later. Gotta go. I hope everybody has a fun day! See ya later!
Posted on: Wed, 19 Mar 2014 16:27:09 +0000