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Omg...I so have to have George do this to me when I have my next Colonoscopy LOL Well this is a little quick Crohns story ......... It was that time again ...... time for the big Colonoscopy. Now I had just recently changed Gastro Docs to a much younger and much more handsome doc. Lets just call him Hot GI Doc ..... during my gawd awful prep I was thinking how can I make this more comfortable for both of us. As he is going to be seeing my big ol ass for the first time. Ahhhh Haaa! I got it ! I grabbed all my perm colored markers and said to my hubby "Go crazy on my ass with these markers" . Well hubby was up for the challenge! He drew everything from a STOP sign to DO NOT ENTER all over my glorious cheeks! He also wrote Be kind to my Behind, One Way Only, Exit Only, Traffic Submerges up Ahead, NO Left Turns and finally a little note saying " Welcome to MY World" ! When I awoke I heard everything from Can I take a picture? To THIS just made my day! The nurses now call me Butt Queen ! Its a shitty disease ...... BUTT some ones gotta have it ..... so why not me?? Laughter is THE BEST MEDICINE ! I hope that gave you a good little giggle cuz YOU give them to me everyday ! Get better soon ........ : )
Posted on: Sat, 28 Sep 2013 16:00:56 +0000

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