On this day in 1914, some dude named Archie shot an ostrich because he was hungry. Believe it or not, it was on the same date, five years later after another 40, OOO, OOO murders, that allowing people to get hungry was banned. It did not work. It fact, it lead to another Ostrich roast. So archiac. If someone shoots an ostrich, say, some kleptocratic pol with his head stuck firmly up his own ass, today, one hundred years later, Biden could have 4 billion dead in 5 hours, easy. (Did I say Biden? Oops! ;) Everyone knows the SS would elect Hilary, even if that meant they had to kill Biden, the cabinet, and half of Congress. Just think of how much many the masters would think that would save them sipporting the penniless millionaires) Oh, the population of the planet is now officially 7 billion I couldnt find that vid, which is just as well. The forty million deserve better than surreal snarky satire. And, honestly, I think this is my least favorite regicide, not the assassination of Joe Smitty Smith by the Mad Ape Lincoln. youtube/watch?v=vH3-Gt7mgyM
Posted on: Sat, 28 Jun 2014 08:34:36 +0000
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