Once upon a time there was a guy who dreamed of a convenient way to light a cigarette. He found these wonderful things called lighters, and used them as the ultimate tool. But Eric, the demon king, was not content with his own lighters, and so stole all the lighters in the land. And was there a survivor? A.... Hero to defeat him? Yes, That Guy who had once thirsted for lighters like none other, took his brave lighter leash and went toe-to-toe with The Demon King. Ill stop you! The Demon King chuckled, picked up a stone and hurled it at the guys head. It hit with a resounding snap and he fell to the ground. The legendary lighter leash was no match for The Demon Kings stoning capabilites. And so, to this day people who remain close to The Demon King must sacrifice their lighters on a nightly basis so that everybody else may have the convenience. Youre. Welcome.
Posted on: Mon, 05 May 2014 07:22:25 +0000
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