One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, Why are you eating grass? We dont have any money for food, the poor man replied We have to eat grass. Well, then, you can come with me to my house and Ill feed you, the lawyer said. But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree. Bring them along, the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, You may come with us, also. The second man, in a pitiful voice, then said, But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me! Bring them all as well, the lawyer answered. They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limousine was. Once under way, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you. The lawyer replied, Glad to do it. Youll really love my place. The grass is almost a foot high. Come on now...you really didnt think there was such a thing as a heart-warming lawyer story ... did you???
Posted on: Mon, 10 Nov 2014 20:07:14 +0000
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