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One day in a tavern, a sailor and a pirate were comparing stories of their adventures. The pirate had a peg leg, one hook for a hand and an eye patch. The sailor asked about his peg leg. “I lost it in a shark attack,” the pirate said. “What happened to your hand?” “That I lost in a sword fight,” the pirate answered. And when he was asked about his patch, he explained a seagull dropping fell into his eye. Astonished, the sailor said, “You mean to say that you lost your eye because of a seagull dropping?” “Well,” the pirate replied, “it happened the first day I had the hook.”
Posted on: Mon, 09 Sep 2013 11:11:29 +0000

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