One for my fellow SOC rats. Yall know who you are, Ed Kraemer, Dan West, Wilfredo Velasquez, and Paul Zedeck. You can file this one under We gets some strange e-mail, or The follies of tinkering with your LinkeIn Profile. Been getting the usual calls and emails from people looking for various SOC skills as of late, but this one has to take the cake. Got an email from some dude in New Jersey named Kyle. First off, thats a pretty suspect name, but I digress. Said he had an awesome SOC opportunity and was hoping to take just a few minutes to find out if Im the right person, or if I know the right person. A very breathless Kyle called me within five minutes of emailing him my cell phone number. Evidently, I caught him in the middle of training for a marathon. While panting heavily in my ear, Kyle, who sounds to be about twelve years old, described the job to me. At this juncture in the story, I should point out that I now know why women dont like those calls where some random guy calls and breathes heavily into the phone. It aint what its cracked up to be. Quite off putting, if you know what Im sayin Anyhoot, Kyle described the job. Client is confidential (Blah Blah!). SOC Director (Check!). Paid Relo for the right candidate (Check again!!). Second shift - 1:30-9:30pm Tuesday thru Saturday (Nope!). In Omaha (Aw Hell No!). Said candidate MUST have a doctorate in either Math, EE, or CS. (Laughter!). I think I hurt Breathless Kyles feelings. So, if any of you know of someone who meets the requirements, send the sucker, I mean imminently qualified candidate, my way. That Kyle. Ill bet hes fun to hang out with....Please return to milling about smartly.
Posted on: Tue, 09 Sep 2014 16:19:39 +0000
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