Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any - Albert Einstein (1872) He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Isaac Newton (1904) He who fully unwraps a sharwama before eating it cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln (1864) Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper-soup with his eyes wide open is not afraid of anything - Martin Luther King Jr. (1900) Anyone who graduated without experiencing strike probably has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904). Any man who drinks alomo bitters without squeezing his face,is capable of murder....obasanjo(1999) Drinking Garri doesnt mean youre poor, but allowing the garri to swell-up b4 drinking is Poverty- Queen Elisabeth (1893). He who runs around looking for scissors to cut indomie seasoning sachets is not yet hungry- (Sir Alex Ferguson 1947) Anyone who puts stew on jollof rice has trust issues. Fela Kuti (1979) Any toilet wey clean never jam correct shit-Bola Tinubu Any lady who has bin dating a guy 4 8years nd stil wore an engagment ring frm him,has neva watch d lord of the rings before-Lt ojukwu (1966) Those who eats indomie as dinner are easily defeated in their dreams..,...... ...Aristotle 1806. Any Nigerian dat has never taken gala n lacasera has never experienced hold up in Lagos - Nelson Mandela
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