PETER AND PAUL Peter and Paul were friends and great hunters. They hunted and killed animals which they skinned and sold in the market. This time they decided to skin a lion. They went to the deep forest and built a house because they figured it was going to be a long hunt. Early the next morning Peter woke up and said to Paul, Bro, its morning and we need to get two lions to skin, so we should get going. But Paul told him he wasnt feeling well. So Peter set off to look for the lion alone. Peter had not gone very far from the house when he met a huge lion in the forest. He turned and ran for his life heading back straight to the house with the lion in hot pursuit. Peter ran and ran and then he saw the house at a distance with the door wide open. He was determined to get to the house and lock up the door behind him. But just a few yards to the house, he tripped and fell, the lion was so close behind that it couldnt stop. The lion ran head on into the house and paul was still in bed. Peter quickly got up and locked the door from outside and said to Paul through the window, Hey bro, heres the first lion, you skin it while I go look for the second one. You can Click the Link Below For More Akpos Jokes... buff.ly/1odCbBo
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