Personal Horror Story: Last night, while riding home in a jeepney, I felt something creep up the back of my neck. I instantly reached for it, and felt a hard, crunchy, squishy, living thing with legs. I knew that it is what I initially thought it was, but was still too surprised to do anything remotely sane about it. So, by instinct, I grabbed the COCKROACH, and mindlessly threw it to the couple in front of me, which landed on the girls T-shirt! The girl, absolutely aware that I threw something, looked at me and asked, UNSA TU? (What was that?), which I was quick to answer, UK-OK (COCKROACH), at the same time pointing at the area on her shirt where the pest is. She took a quick look, and did a frantic, epileptic, shake-it-off sort of dance, which also made the boyfriend panic, and quickly swatted the hideous roach off her shirt. The insect, still alive, landed on the leg of the person in front of them, NOT ME, but to the lola beside me. The lola calmly took it off her leg and stomped on it. Sus, para uk-ok lang. she said. I felt embarrassed, as the other passengers were smirking, as they all witnessed what they thought was really amusing. Also, I am too stunned with what happened to even say an apology to the girl. And it is not helping that the couple was looking at me as if I did an unforgivable crime, and is the greatest scum on earth. Hey, dont direct your hatred on me, direct it to the pest! But at that moment, all I really wanted to happen is to get swallowed by a black hole. Long story short, I was forced to get off the jeepney. I cant stand all the attention, and the sheer humiliation. And that my friends, is how I hate roaches even more now. I swear, someday, I will wipe this world clean of those pesky little beings. But for now, please just stay away from me. Please?
Posted on: Thu, 07 Aug 2014 04:07:50 +0000
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