RULES FOR MY MAN -My Man isnt allowed to sneeze in public...NO need to say bless you. Hes already blessed, he has me. -My Man isnt allowed to defend another woman when Im talkin about her. If I say shes a asshole, shes an ass...hole !. Say it with me,SHE IS AN ASSHOLE!!. -My Man isnt allowed to laugh at another woman’s jokes when Im not around. He better call me and well decide together if its funny or not -My Man isnt allowed to have more than 3women, in his life. Me, ur mother & ur sister. If you got two sisters, pick your favorite one7 -My Man isnt allowed to speak to other women on the phone. If he calls 100 or any customer service line and a woman answers, he better hang up & try again. -My Man isnt allowed to talk to other women while Im asleep. You not tired? Wanna talk to somebody? Say a prayer & get to know a bit more. -My Man isnt allowed to pray silently. I want to know what you & God are up to. You might be praying to get another woman. -My Man isnt allowed to touch another woman. If you wanna touch her, you poke dat chick with a stick! -My Man isnt allowed to go out with his guys, she might turn gay and leave me.. If you can pass all this then you can date me..
Posted on: Fri, 21 Mar 2014 10:12:56 +0000
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