RULES FOR MY WOMAN 1 -When my Woman sneezes in public...NO need to say bless you. Shes already blessed, she has ME. 2 -My Woman isnt allowed to have candles on her birthday cake...Wtf are you wishing for? All your dreams came true when you met me. 3-My Womaan isnt allowed to defend another man when Im talkin about him. If I say his an as*hole, his an as**...hole !. Say it with me,HIS AN AS*HOLE!! 4 -My Woman isnt allowed to laugh at another man’s jokes when Im not around. She better call me and well decide together if its funny or not 5 -My Woman isnt allowed to have more than 3 men in her life. Me, her father & her brother. If she has got two brothers, she must pick her favorite one. 6 -My Woman isnt allowed to speak to other men on the phone. If she calls 120, 130 mtc or any customer service line and a man answers, she better hang up & try again. 7 -My Woman is not allowed to spray PERFUME in public. I ‘ve seen the commercials. Those niggas come out of nowhere. 8 -My Woman isnt allowed to talk to other men while Im asleep. If your not tired? Wanna talk to somebody? Say a prayer & go to sleep. 9-My Woman isnt allowed to pray silently. I want to know what you & God are up to. You might be praying to get another man. 10 -My Woman is not allowed to take a jog around the block, What is she trying to do? Practice on how shell run away from me? I dont think so. 11-My Woman isnt allowed to touch another man. If you wanna touch him, you poke that nigga with a stick! 12 -My Woman isnt allowed to go out with her garls, she might turn lesbian and leave me..
Posted on: Fri, 16 Jan 2015 06:20:57 +0000
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