Re: Sleeping Schedule From: Body To: Brain It has come to the attention of the authorities (Consciousness, you know, the CEO of this corporation) that you have been in a state of revolt regarding the requested 8-10 hours of unconscious time required per the employee handbook. Should your efforts to subvert our policies continue, I have been informed that your duties as such will be reassigned and you will suffer sanctions. While the CEO and other members of the board value your work ethic, they believe it is time for a more humane approach. This 48-72 hours Up then 24-30 hours Down cycle is rather barbaric and is making us look bad to the other corporations (friends, family, etc). Thank you for your time. We trust that you will address this issue posthaste and look forward to your cooperation.
Posted on: Sun, 16 Nov 2014 17:38:24 +0000
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