Read thoroughly and enjoy all Jokes •• 1.Husbands will be husbands A Wife hit her Husband with a Frying Pan “tuunnnnnnnn..” “HUSBAND: What was that for? WIFE: I found a paper in ur pocket with the name ‘JULIE’ on it. HUSBAND: I took part in a RACE last week & JULIE was the name of my HORSE. WIFE: Sorry! Next day wife hit him with the frying pan AGAIN! “tuunnnnnnn..” HUSBAND: why did u hit me again? WIFE: Teri Ghodi ne aaj phone kiya tha… 😂😂😂😂 Husband-Darling ! Tumhara naam hath pe likhu ya dil pe.? Wife-Idhar udhar Q likhte ho? Agar sacha pyar karte ho to sidhe apne property ke paper pe likho...!! 😀Moral : Aaj ki biwi ke saamne style nai marne ka..!! 😀 Arz kia hai.... ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai... Ye auratein badi chaalaak hoti hai... Apni profile pic mai akeli... Aur pati ki profile pic mai saath hoti hai😜😜😜 Few more😀 Height of guessing an answer...... Teacher - who was chandra gupta morya. Santa - he was cousin of ganpati bappa morya....😂😂😂 ------------------------------------------------------ Boy: hey i bought a new i-phone 5 Girl: wow..... Konsi company ka??? Boy(😡): ja behen tu ghar ja, reebok ka laya hun...😂😂😂 ----------------------------------------------------- Ek dum latest.... ✈✈✈✈✈✈ 👸Air hostes to Pandit: Sir,kya lenge? 👴Pandit-Puri,sabji,khir aur laddu. 👸Air hostess-Sir,aap kingfisher k plane me baithe hai,Vijay malya k shraadh me nahi...📖 📖 📖 😄😃😀😜 ----------------------------------------------------- Sonakshi Sinha knocks on santas door: Kya aapke toothpaste me namak hai?? Santa: Chal bhaag Moti, ab thodi der me poochegi kya aapke shampoo me Chaatmasala hai!!! Sardaar dekha nahi ki shuru ho jaate hain!😝😂⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡ ------------------------------------------------------ Santa to Son: maths vich fail kyu hoya.. Son: 1st day teacher kendi 5+3=8.. Agle din kendi 6+2=8..fir kendi 4+4=8 ullu di pathi khud confusd hai mainu ki padaeygi..😝😝😛😛 ------------------------------------------------------ Mom to Children :- Jo meri baat maanega aur muze ulta jawab nahi dega, usko main Gift dungi Children :- Lo kar lo baat is tarah to saare gift Papa hi le jaayenge ... 😝😝😝😝😝😝😝 ----------------------------------------------------- Sir: Define Energy ? Santa: Sir pura nai aata hain, thoda last ka pata hain, bas. Sir: Thik hain, jitna aata hain utna bolo. Santa: and this is called Energy...... 😖😜😉😁😃😄😓 --------------------------------------------------- Salesman: Sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya? Santa: Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte! Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!! Salesman Fainted 😝😝😝🎸🎸 ----------------------------------------------------- Dont laugh alone pass it on.....Husna Gull
Posted on: Sat, 29 Nov 2014 09:01:28 +0000
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