Reasonable man episode 12 still continues......... We continued walking looking for where next to settle and preach, lets enter that boutique MOG suggested pointing to a Male boutique. We entered the boutique to meet an angel in human flesh, a beautiful lady. Good day Pastors she said beckoning for us to seat down, what may i offer u? she asked, water!! just water MOG replied. Within a twinkle of an eye, she brought two bottle water. She was so hospitable that i concluded she owned the place. MOG started preaching to her, quoting Bible passages off hand. The igboh i smoked was gradually turning my head up side down that to everything MOG said i responded with Amen. Even when he said, this ur boutique is beautiful, Amen!! I responded and the Lady stared at me in a strange way, as if i was mad. Yes! I was mad, mad for Christ, inspired by igboh, or so i tot. As MOG preached, he began to catch prophesies, he said, sister, u are waiting on the Lord for a husband, am i right? u are right pastor she replied, the Lord said i should tell you that this year u will get married MOG spoke out the Rhema, Amen!! the lady caught the rhema. Amen! I also said, as if the prophesy was for me. but if u must get Married, u must sow a seed MOG said, i will do anything the lady assured, u will do anything ehn? MOG said. Something in me told me MOG was gradually turning the Bible to a gun he would use to rob the lady, bring this, this, this, this and this as a seed to the Lord MOG pointed at five colourful shirts. I was right, he had started his robbery. ok Pastor the Lady said removing the shirts from their hangers and bagging them. bring this and this also MOG the spiritual robber said pointing at two black trousers. The Lady bagged them all and MOG said, now lemme pray for you. He barely had started praying when i heard, returning those clothes to her. I initially tot it was the Voice of God. i say make u return those clothes to my sister the voice said again, this time i was sure it wasnt the Voice of God so i opened my eyes and saw a thick beard guy. MOG fumbled as he gave the clothes back to the lady. The guy brought out a dagger and said, i go chok una if una no leave this shop now. MOG was the first to run out and i followed with a great speed, say 20km/sec. The guy ran after us with so much speed that he was getting closer to me. I increased my speed to 30km/sec, wishing i had a third leg. As for MOG, he ran so fast that he mistakenly dropped his Bible to the ground. Like James hardly chase, he was really hard to chase. The guy stopped chasing us because he was tired and I thanked God Almighty because I too was tired. Since that day i vowed never to go preaching with the lily livered MOG. Watch out for episode 13 after 35 likes
Posted on: Mon, 08 Sep 2014 13:59:34 +0000
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