Reasons to wear a kilt: Women I’ve never met before ask me about my underwear The freedom to scratch when and where it itches. You can call Punks conformists. Because the boys (wink wink!), they like to swing. Because history has shown that men in kilts routinely kick the sh!t out of the trousered. Heat vents on cold days. AC vents on hot days. Because zippers scare sheep. In the words of Mel Gibson in Braveheart …"Freedom!" it’s easier to run away with your kilt up than it is to be caught with your p@nt$ down….
Posted on: Thu, 19 Sep 2013 02:55:03 +0000
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