Rob has just reminded me of an epic night out we had in Worthing back on 1999! Craig, Skeddy and I got the bus over with the express intention of going clubbing to pull birds (because that happened an awful lot, the clubbing not the pulling birds - obviously!) Unfortunately Skeddy had about 3 weeks previously frozen a bottle of Vodka to give it superpowers. Half a pint of Mega Voddy, a beer or two on the bus rendered Skeddy completely useless and on the verge of going back home. Craig and I hit upon the idea of wrapping him up in our coats (thus saving us £2 on the cloakroom) and leaving him outside in a bus shelter! After an hour and a half in Rudderfords we went looking for our coats, five minutes later we remembered about Skeddy, the coats and the bus shelter. What we hadnt thought through was it was the week before Christmas, about 2 Degrees and the bus shelter was right on the seafront. I can only assume that the Vodka did indeed have superpowers as, somehow, Skeddy was still alive, hadnt been robbed or raped and was somehow lucid enough to climb into a taxi! #goodtimes #teamplayer
Posted on: Thu, 27 Nov 2014 10:03:21 +0000
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