Round up Why so bothered? A few years ago Peter Davidson, Blakey and Mick Cantona on New Year’s Day drilled 30 meters into the ground with a geet big dril so they could concrete some scaffolding poles into the back of the pitch so we could have square shaped goal nets. It’s funny that a few years later the culvert collapsed and a big hole turned up at the back of the pitch and we couldn’t play there anymore. I’m not implying or suggesting anything at all. Pigeon Bob had a fight in the club about the condition of some mealy pigeons that had pigeon lice. EuroTez said used engine oil would kill any lice the pigeon’s had. Pigeon Bob wasn’t bothered as he won the domino card for the 7th week in a row. EuroTez wore a nice pink coloured polo shirt. Keith Woolcock doesn’t owe anything on his bonus ball as he paid his money today. Elvis and EuroTez argued about that tape measure that Chrisy Shaw lost last season. Chrisy Shaw on the other hand has paid off the money he owes to the club and has joined Quakies for next season. We wish him all the best for his future in Sunday Morning football. Glenn the soccer hooligan has made his own football team from The Mason’s Arms. He’s in partnership with a Chinese business consortium. Cheng is the leader of the business consortium and his Dad once beat Ferry the Enforcer at Ping Pong. Ferry the Enforcer has taken number one on the Club’s bonus ball simply because he is number one at everything. Except Ping Pong. EuroTez told Ferry the Enforcer to ‘sup his pint and F-Off’. Manager Jeff after been put to bed last week on the drinking stakes by Dean Pearce has had his confidence wrecked and started drinking bottles of Smirnoff Ice. It is worth while noting that Manager Jeff’s wife has to take his phone off him on a Sunday night when he gets back from the club; this is to stop him from threatening to break people’s noses when he’s drunk and goes on Facebook. His son Greg is happy with this. Greg didn’t wear his Stone Island baseball cap today. Greg wanted Walkers Pickled Onion crisps but I bought Flaming Hot Monster Munch instead. EuroTez said Singe was a good lad but Elvis reminded Singe about the time when Shindler beat him in the FIFA Play Station Christmas cup final at his house on Spen Street in 2005. Singe told Elvis to F-Off. The new school down the Moor want to purchase the Pinie Wood from the Coal Board so they can build a big fence around it and charge admission money to all the glue sniffers. I’ve kept quiet over the last few weeks but it appears that everybody wants to talk about the Arch football club on Facebook. I have to ask why are you so bothered? We have had a football club here for 32 years and we are not going to go away, just get on with your game and we will get on with ours. Joe Gill is not leaving, neither is Scott Watson and Colin Snailham has signed up. We have a friendly arranged for next Sunday at home against Birtley Three Tuns and don’t forget it’s our charity game/presentation day on July 20th. The old lads will face the current squad. This match report was brought to you with the aid of PenKen’s pen. Some of the above are true stories
Posted on: Sun, 29 Jun 2014 18:12:20 +0000
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