SENIOR DRESS CODE Many of us Old Folks (those over 40, WAY over 40 or hovering near 40) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. Were unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided: 1. A nose ring and bifocals 2. Spiked hair and bald spots 3. A pierced tongue and dentures 4. Miniskirts and support hose 5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads 6. Speedos and cellulite 7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar 8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor 9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge 10. Bikinis and liver spots 11. Short shorts and varicose veins 12. Inline skates and a walker And last, but not least . . . my personal favorite: 13. Thongs and Depends Please keep these basic guidelines foremost in your mind when you shop. :-) LIKE this page at The Easy Cajun ;-)
Posted on: Fri, 11 Jul 2014 01:00:01 +0000
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