SEPTEMBER 18, 2013 DOGSCOPES: ARIES: Your owner’s new hobby is a real problem. You just can’t stand all that racket. You’ll find yourself moved to a satisfying howl soon enough. Who knew a piano could bring it out in you? TAURUS: If you don’t know why you’re rootless, don’t blame yourself. Another human will be compassionate and you’ll soon be in even better digs. This home will be your final one. GEMINI: You enjoy chewing sticks but you wouldn’t want to make a career out of it. Your owner had better get to the pet shop and fast, otherwise you’ll be forced move on to the furniture legs. CANCER: You won’t be able to stay focused today, so don’t do any detail oriented tasks. Your mind will be wandering this way and that, so try to keep at least one watchful eye open. LEO: All that glitters is not gold. You know this truth, but your owner doesn’t. They do know that some things are worth their weight in gold and they include you in that list. VIRGO: Others move at the pace they want and that doesn’t suit you at all. No point in pulling; no matter how much shoulder you put into it, you won’t change the pace of this sled. LIBRA: There’s too much duality in your owner’s expectations. They want to play rough, but they scold you for nipping hard. Some things you can’t control, so they’ll have to learn it’s all or nothing. SCORPIO: Why cat food so much better than dog food is a mystery to you. You’ll get your share, though, if you can stand the long, drooling wait. SAGITTARIUS: Your owner can’t seem to get revved up to start the day. You could be bouncing off the walls by the time you get out the door, so try to stay grounded at least until you hear the click of the leash. CAPRICORN: You hate a bath, but they always leave you feeling good. With your shiny, clean coat, you’ll have no trouble connecting with other humans. Get ready for many a rubdown. AQUARIUS: You’ve had a lot of energy to burn lately, but now it’s drying up. Don’t overspend it or you’ll wind up on the couch. Actually, that’s not all bad. PISCES: You have a lot of friends, and some you know as well as you know yourself. If your owner seems too tired to do more than let you out in the yard, give ’em a break. You always know which dog is sure to join you there.
Posted on: Wed, 18 Sep 2013 15:07:03 +0000
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