[Scene: Ross and Rachel’s, Ross is returning from his date.] Ross: Hey. Rachel: Hi! You’re back from your date! Ross: How are you? Rachel: I’m fine, but that’s not important. What’s important is how was she? Ross: Uhh, it was fun. We, we just had coffee. Rachel: Oh uh-huh, uh-huh, coffee, a little rub-rub-rub under the table. Ross: What’s uh, what’s going on? Do you not, do you not like Katie? Rachel: No! No, she’s—She was nice. I mean, she’s a little slutty, but who isn’t? Ross: I liked her. Rachel: Of course you did Ross, you would date a gorilla if it called you Indiana Jones! Ross: Did you get like a fresh batch of pregnancy hormones today?! Rachel: No! It’s just that, Kate bothered me. Ross: Why? What was wrong with her? Rachel: There was nothing wrong with her! All right? She was perfectly lovely! Ross: Okay, so what’s the matter? Rachel: I don’t want you to date her! Ross: (laughs) Why? What, what are you jealous? Rachel: Yes! And not because I want you to go out with me, but because I don’t want you to go out with anybody! Okay? I know it’s a terrible thing to even think this, and it’s completely inappropriate, but I want you to be at my constant beck and call 24 hours a day! I’m very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel.
Posted on: Mon, 10 Mar 2014 16:20:19 +0000
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