Scottish Diplomacy One thing about blokes from Scotland is that their hearts and humour are always in the right place! Jimmy MacDonald, a City Councillor from Glasgow, was asked on a local live radio talk show, just what he thought about the allegations of torture of suspected terrorists. His reply prompted his ejection from the studio, but to thunderous appl au se from the au dience. HIS STATEMENT: If hooking up one rag-head terrorists testicles to a car battery gets the truth out of the lying little camel shagger to save just one Scottish soldiers life, then I have only three things to say; Red is positive, Black is negative and make sure his nuts are wet lol. Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims: [] [] 1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor. You may be a Muslim 2.. If you own a £3,000 machine gun and £5,000 rocket l au ncher, but you cant afford shoes. You may be a Muslim 3. If you have more wives than teeth. You may be a Muslim 4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean. You may be a Muslim 5. If you think vests come in two styles: Bullet-proof and suicide. You may be a Muslim 6. If you cant think of anyone you havent declared Jihad against. You may be a Muslim 7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing. You may be a Muslim 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs. You may be a Muslim 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four. You may be a Muslim
Posted on: Fri, 29 Nov 2013 02:04:51 +0000
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