Several signs that I might need a nap: 1. Applying jet black - TopicsExpress



          

Several signs that I might need a nap: 1. Applying jet black mascara to my eyebrows instead of my eyelashes at 5:15 am to create a kind of Kardashianesque look. 2. Getting in the car at 6:00 am to realize I have absolutely no gas. 3. Arriving to work early to discover that yesterday, I left my keys in my office and not a soul is around to unlock my door. I am still sitting 3 feet from the closed door trying to conjure some mystical powers to call it open, like Jesus from a closed tomb. 4. Yet to be determined…. Happy Friday, friends!
Posted on: Fri, 18 Jul 2014 11:58:52 +0000

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